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Count many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * .
...Are Mamu subah ho gayi.. ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...
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taarif karun kya aapki???......
taarif karun kya aapke baal ki???.......
taarif karun kya aapke hooton ki???.......
taarif karun kya aapke gaal ki???........
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saala aapmein kuch taarif k qabil dikha hi nahi!
to-taarif karun kya aapki???......
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My Eyes Miss u
My feels Love u
My mind call u
My heart just for u
I will die without u
Aisa meri Mummy mujhe bilto hain
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Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
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7 angels came to me asked 4 da most intellgent ,smart, nice, sweet, well behaved, welgromed ,person , so i gave dem ur adress ." dekha kaise Ullu banaya Unko "
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When Did tarzen think when he Saw a dead cheetah ??????
WoW! New UNDERWEAR !!!!!!!
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Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya . counter clark asked : kuch kehna chathay ho ??
Sharabi: Jisay lagao osay bata dana ye 2 peg k baad khulti hain!!
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U came alone pick me from my home take t ur home in ur bedroom put off ur shirt touch ur head 2 my cheast put ur lips on my lips "THANK GOD I''M DA BOTTLE OF PEPSI"
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Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, ''N'' I know I''ve made ONE, that''s . . . YOU !!
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Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
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Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
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WT R U ALL WONDRINGAT,
I HV KILLED,
ALL THOSEWHO WERE BETWEEN I & U
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We''ve known Each other
4 Quite a while now,
do u think
we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER
2 rob a BANK !?
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jungle attendence....
tiger,
present sir...
rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo
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if u want fastest n highest return on ur investment...........
use
use
usee ispghool
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